NAME: JAKE JOVANOVICH
WEAPONS: THROAT, AXE
SKILLSET: JESTER, SHAPESHIFTER
FAVORITE PLACE TO SPIT: THE GOOCH braah
SAVAGERY: 10
WITCHCRAFT: 3
FANCY FEET: 2
STRENGTHS: BBQ, CARPENTRY, GIDDINESS
WEAKNESSES: TINY COATS, CEILINGS, BABY GOATS
'FER SER': Time will tell what gifts this multi-talent has to reveal in DBO, but he already illustrates ability to play a mean geeetar, he sings, plays bass, and is the drummer for the Van Eps and Hellbot. What else lurks beneath this mighty beard? Mad kazoo skills? Another beard?? Chuck Norris himself???